Alright, so one night i was looking through the internet at home because i was just REALLY BORED. I was checking my e mail, and all of a sudden I saw something on the funniest things people said on Facebook. One of them was when a guy asked his friends “What does brb mean?” and his friend said, be right back. He wasn’t really smart so he actually thought his friend was going away and then coming back, so he said “ok can you tell me when you’re coming back?”. I was laughing pretty hard at that. Sometimes i think people are just really stupid.
Anyways this got me thinking about my next blog to write down. I always have big problems figuring out what to write for my blogs. No one ever helps me figure out what to write. So i looked it up on the internet and i found out some pretty stupid and dumb laws. They’re so weird I don’t get why anybody could even think of them.
But this sort of reminds me of a show I saw on Tv. It’s about the stupidest ways you could die, or the weirdest. On one episode it shows a guy who shot down a bee nest with a paintball gun. That’s more stupid than dumb. Why would you shoot something full of things that wanna sting you? And on another episode, a guy was chopping up wood with a machine, but the wood jammed at the cutter. He started to kick the wood in but his foot got stuck in the machine instead. Who’s stupid enough to stick their foot in a machine that chops things up? On one other episode, this lawyer liked to scare the people at his job by jumping at a window on the 20th floor or something. One time he ran at the window, and it broke and he fell all the way down.
Anyway you probably want to see the top 10 stupid laws now. But that tv show just shows you how stupid people can be. i made this list from stupid laws i found on the internet. and some of them are from Canada, too!
10. In China you have to be smart to go to college
9. In Ontario its illegal to climb trees.
8. In Nova Scotia it’s illegal to water your lawn when its raining.
7. In Australia a life sentence is 25 years
6. In Alaska it’s illegal to break a law.
5. In New York you can get fined for flirting
4. In Scotland if someone knocks your door you have to let them use your toilet.
3. In Alabama its illegal to drive blindfolded.
2. In Ohio it’s illegal to get a fish drunk.
1 In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death..
Great post! I was laughing out loud when I read some of these laws.
LOLOLOL! That was hilarious! So in Ontario you can’t climb trees? Well then, I sure have been breaking the law. In Alaska it is illegal to break the law? Duh! In New York, you get fined for flirting?! I bet that law is broken more times than there are stars in the sky. lol. And lol, in Scotland, if someone knocks on your door, you have to let them use your toilet?! Well, that’s a strange way to show your hospitality, but I suppose it’ll be more relieving than anything else. In Ohio it’s illegal to get a fish drunk? So even if they are the legal drinking age they can’t get drunk? I suppose that’s why fish always bang their heads against the glass in their tank. LOL. And in new yourk the penalty for jumping off a building is death. Well, less work for the executer. Thanks for sharing!
LOL! great post. it’s downright hilarious!
Wow… these laws have no point to be made…. o.o
LOL! I totally agree, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
Hah! This made my day! My favourite was 1.In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death. But all of them are very funny.
When I was reading all these laws, I was thinking, they actually made up a rule for such things? I was laughing so hard, my family thought I was going nuts for some reason. LOL! Great post. Hope to see more of your interesting and funny blogs in the future.
I enjoyed reading it a lot!
LOL! So many LOL’s…
But these laws ARE halarious.. I love the New York one.. If you don’t die jumping off a building, the gorvernment will kill you instead? WOW…
Ilegal to break a law…… DUHHHH! Ahhhh…
Thanks for sharing, now I know that there are a lot more stupid laws than I thought there was….
LOL. So funny! Made my brother and i laugh a LOT! Thanks for sharing!
Lol! I love it. One of the best things I ever heard!
This is a very hilarious blog. The law I think is very funny is “Its’s illegal to water your lawn when its raining.”
SICK BLOG YO I LOVE IT! SO FUNNY!!!!! who ever wrote this is so awesome!!!!!
Wooooooow i love this blog!! Soo funny.
Great Job. 
10. In China you have to be smart to go to college this is my favourite
10. In China you have to be smart to go to college
9. In Ontario its illegal to climb trees.
8. In Nova Scotia it’s illegal to water your lawn when its raining.
7. In Australia a life sentence is 25 years
6. In Alaska it’s illegal to break a law.
5. In New York you can get fined for flirting
4. In Scotland if someone knocks your door you have to let them use your toilet.
3. In Alabama its illegal to drive blindfolded.
2. In Ohio it’s illegal to get a fish drunk.
1 In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death..
Amazing, yet funny. If I ever do such a horrible crime, which I later get punished with life sentence, I would wish I was in Australia